Monday
Good Monday Morning! How was everybody's week-end? I went shopping for the house. We bought a new mattress set. Ugh. Why didn't anybody warn me how expensive mattresses are? Moreso than the actual BED. I'll be getting my gorgeous cherry sleigh bed this week. I can't wait! We also chose a cocoa brown microfiber suede couch. I think Reilly will like it (must take the dogs comfort into consideration since he will lay on it far more than we actually will!). I also chose new bed linens. Wow I also did not realize there were so many thread counts. I know the higher, the better but I got 300. That's good enough for me. Our duvet is beautiful, pink & chocolate. I'll take pics probably this week-end. Madison is going to stay with her Aunt Buffy and she's really excited about that. When she comes home it will be to a new house and a brand new big girl bed with Strawberry Shortcake bedding. Well let me know how your week-end was. What you did/where you went. I want details people. Details *grin*
Peek A Boo I See You!
Kiss Me Baby!
Madison got some Valentines Mail from Aunt Buffy. A ring pop with lips!

Is there anything better than a package in the mail? I think not!




I love getting stuff in the mail. The last things I got were from Cheeky, Jenie & Madison got something from Chickie.

Terrible Twos

This was Madison after throwing a tantrum Tuesday night. I called her Pouty McPout. She's thrown a few doozies but we are trying our best to be patient and just ignore them for the most part. It's kind of hard sometimes though. Anybody got any good parenting advice? Oh and she is still on the "Daddy Do It" kick. Good thing she's got a good Daddy. He takes such good care of both of us (and Reilly too).
In the meantime i'm going to delight you all and relieve my boiling brain with a PSA or two.....
To: The Chick who sits in spot B185 of cubeland. You are a white female. Not a sistah. Your attempting to act/talk like a sistah is VERY irritating. We all act silly from time to time and mimic different slang but you are serious and it is sad. So.Very.Sad.

To: Mr. Stripey Shirt: Memo: (cos' you obviously did not get the first one) The world revolves on it's own axis. It does not revolve around YOU. Get over yourself. Now. If you do not I will be forced to take a page from SFG and stab you in the neck.

To: The people who are moving out of my new house. Get your shit and Get.Out. I'm tired of stalking you riding by and seeing NO attempts at packing your stuff up going on. Humor me. Stack a box or two where I can see it M'kay?

To: The bitches (NOT said lovingly) in Milwaukee. Take your little OI's and shove them straight up your collective asses. Sideways. Not that you could find your asses. That's a bit more challenging than you all are used to, obviously.

That's enough for now. I'm off to OD on some Tylenol.
I need to recoup from my week-end
Good Morning! First off let me say YAY COLTS! I am so glad they won. I heart Peyton Manning (but not like I heart Brett Favre!)
I went to Myrtle Beach with my sister this week-end. I am so-o-o-o tired this morning. I don't have any pics to post but we shopped at the Tanger Outlets and I of course bought Madison a bunch of stuff she doesn't really need. We ate at the Melting Pot. It was, um, interesting. The food was good, and it was fun but at $50 per person I was really appalled at the skimpy amount of the entree (meat) you get. They fill you up on the bread cubes/cheese/apples in the first course. The dessert was heavenly. We chose white chocolate and they gave us pound cake, cheese cake, brownies, marshmallows, strawberries, pineapple & banana to dip in it. There were several other varieties of chocolate as well. I"m glad we chose white chocolate because I have a feeling if you get too rich of a chocolate that stuff will probably make you sick. Well, it would me, anyway. Anyway that was my week-end. What did you do with yours?
And question. Does a Craftsman Powertool qualify as a decent Valentines Present if your hub states he wants it?
Oh Happy Day!

Packers QB Brett Favre will return for a 17th season in 2007.

There really IS a Santa Claus! Yahoo!
Baby It's Cold Outside
Are you diggin' her leopard coat? Mommy wants one!!!

Holy Shiznit, it is FREEZING here in the Palmetto State. Actually there is freezing rain forecasted for today. We'll see if we get any or not.
I took Maddie to the doctor yesterday. We were placed in the "sick" waiting room and Madison took a seat at the little table and proceeded to read magazines and was as good as gold.
We got in to where the Doc was and she acted a fool.
Wouldn't let them weigh her, screamed and threw herself on the floor.
I was horrified. Dr. Tim calmly picked her up, got on the scale, handed her to me, stepped back on the scale and subtracted the difference. Voila.
It was downhill from thereon until bedtime.
Every time something didn't go her way, apeshit.
I was never so glad to hear that child say "I want to go to bed".
This morning she "helped" me give her medecine but I figured Carrie will give her a good dose later on. Carrie's good like that!
Gluttony thy name is...
This is my kid when we ate at Flo's in Murrels Inlet, SC recently. Yes she is actually smiling. Don't faint now.

My friend who has the monogram shop did this sweatshirt for her for her birthday. I heart it!

I had a oyster po boy sandwich that was to die for! Mmmmmm on hot crunchy french bread. I don't remember what Stacy had. Madison had the kids shrimp boat and I swear there was enough food there for her Daddy to eat. We took it home and her and I both ate on it two more times. Ridiculous. I often order kids meals when we go out to eat or just an appetizer if they won't let me get a kids meal and rarely can I finish the meal. America's portion sizes are really getting out of hand.

Of course when I said "Say Cheese" she ducked her head. Eh.
Week-End in Charleston
Stacy surprised me with a romantic week-end in Charleston! We stayed right off the Market at the Doubletree Inn and Suites on the corner of Church and Market Streets. That was nicer than the Bed & Breakfast we stayed in last February.
We ate at A. W. Shucks before we left on Sunday. I had bacon wrapped shrimp stuffed with crab. Mmm it was so good!

We ate at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. on Saturday night. The garlic boiled shrimp was awesome and they make their hushpuppies mixed with shrimp & corn.

Here is clothing from the actual movie, when Forrest and Jenny were children "like peas & carrots".

When you need the waitress you flip this sign over so it reads "Stop Forrest Stop". Stacy had much fun with this of course!

We stayed in Suite 170.

This is the view as you walk off the street into the Lobby. Isn't it pretty?

Here is the corner, you can't really see the moon and one star over the Market but it was so pretty.
We did have a nice time. Did a little shopping, relaxing and re-connecting. When we first got there we ate dinner at Tommy Condon's, I had the best Ruben Sandwich. OMG. Has anybody else visited the Holy City? Where did you go and what did you eat? Can you tell i'm hungry this morning?
No more brace face!
Now you see them..........

Now you don't!

Man am I glad to have those things off my teeth. No more brace face. Getting them off was, um, hell for me. He filed my front teeth down to make sure they were even. The sound alone made me cringe. Then there was the scrape~scrape~scrape to remove the cement. I had chills running up and down my spine ... but I am glad it's over.
Poor Baby

Here is my darling Reilly. He was neutered yesterday because of a condition he has that makes it very likely he would contract testicular cancer if I did not have the procedure done. So, even though I hated to see my poor little guy like this I bit the bullet and did it. He came through surgery just fine and they let me pick him up after 4:30 pm. Here he is relaxing in his new leopard doggie bed that Santa brought him. I covered him with a towel because he was shivering so (despite his bed being lined with sherpa) and I was afraid to use something big like a blanket because he is so small I was afraid he'd get tangled up and hurt himself. He seemed much more relaxed and was able to doze a little when I put him to bed and covered him. I feel so much better. Maybe now he'll actually use his bed since it's been such a comfort to him tonight. Why is it so hard and stressful when your child or pet is ailing?
It's FRIDAY!

OMG I am already ready to get the heck out of here. Yesterday was one of "those" days. Everybody had a gripe, everybody "needed something". Ugh. Hopefully I will have some good news to share with you all by Monday (or maybe later on today I will do an update). Anybody want to venture a guess as to what it might be? (I am SO wrong... I know *grin*)
Happy One Year Blog-A-Versary To ME!!!
(my kid at Chuck E Cheese on Sunday but i'm sure if she knew what a blog was she'd be celebrating!)

Wow I can't believe it's been a year since I began blogging. I can't even remember whose blog I visited first or what got me started. Weird. I've met SO many wonderful people in this past year (see my sidebar of links to meet a few). I hope to meet a few IRL as well. I know i'll get to meet Cheeky on one of her Charleston trips. It's just too close for me not too. There is also a chance being that I have family in Pennsylvania maybe i'll get to meet Gerbera Daisy or Maidink. I wish I could do a cross-country Blog tour and meet you all! I REALLY do.
Anyway I want to say a big THANK YOU to all of my blog friends and the people who lurk on my blog. You are all loved and valued more than I can say!
Zoo FUG
I couldn't HELP but notice this guy in his brown shoes/black socks combo. Every time I turned around he was pacing around with a CELL PHONE GLUED TO HIS EAR, BLABBING ON IT. I tried shooting him my "asshole deathray look". Alas, it didn't work. What a tool.

The zoo wasn't the only place we saw monkeys. This chick was all but showing her monkey for the world to see. Seriously she did have on white panties (cos' you can SEE them) but WTF? Who sits in a restaurant like this? Especially when i'm lurking nearby with FUG CAM. Stacy swears someone is going to beat my ass one day over this. I say "Nada". heh heh....
First Zoo Trip of 2007
FOR SOME REASON I AM GETTING A BLOCK WHEN I TRY TO POST COMMENTS ON BLOGS SO I'LL HAVE TO TRY AT HOME. SEEMS I CAN READ, JUST NOT POST


We forgot her umbrella stroller but she loved the rental stroller at the zoo. I think because she had more room to stretch out and she liked to "drive". She probably rode in it more than she would have hers.She was ready to start.
Come on Mommy!

Rrrrawwrrrr.... tigers are kinda scary. She wasn't going to get on him unless I got on with her.

Madison will be in business if we ever buy a farm. She liked "milking the cow".

She rode the pony twice. She liked it a LOT. Maybe riding lessons in the future?...

Her and Daddy on the Carousel. She rode a brown bear. The first time it was an ostrich. She now has to pick her own animals :)

the Tiger was gorgeous....

We heart the monkies!

The bear was busy eating but he stopped to strike a pose

The end of a VERY long day...........
New Look

I let the girls flat iron my hair yesterday. I'm not quite sure what I think about it. Never mind the funky lighting, washed-out looking quality of the photo. The right side actually looks like my hair. My hair is very dark brown. Comments? Criticism. I can take it!
Freaky Friday
OMG today has already been a not-so-good one. On the way to work I remembered we were supposed to bring in food today (we do that every so often to boost morale). I have to drive 30 mins out of my way to go to the 24hr grocery store. They don't have any sandwich or pinwheel trays nor even any chicken drumettes so I end up with a variety of snack chips & dips. Lame. Then I am rushing back, already running late and I drive past the entrance to crying cow bank. WTF In all my years of working here I have never done that. THEN I can't find my ID badge. I look everywhere in the car, in the side of seats - nada. So I "piggy-back" with someone else who HAS their badge and enter the building. Now i've got to probably have another ID made and that involves much sighing and eye-rolling from security. Which makes me majorly annoyed unless I am doing the sighing and eye-rolling :) Then I get here to find out I "might" have to go back, once again to the Land of Snow and Cheese. It better not be around Valentines Day or heads will roll. Somebody PUH-LEASE tell me my day will get better.
Little Ham
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I don't know whether to call Madison a ham or a cheese ball LOL This was at my MIL's sister's house in December. The big family celebration that I had to miss because I was in the Land of Snow and Cheese. My MIL said Madison was the star of the show. I can believe it.
Shop Frenzy
Boy I have had a busy week-end thus far. Yesterday morning I got up and rode with my parents to Charleston. Got Maddie a Strawberry Shortcake toddler bed set and luggage set which she is going to have a FIT over when she sees it. My kid spoiled? Nah...

I bought these cool Chuck Taylor Converse for Christmas next year (shut it) my sister bought a pair too.


I got this little guy - does anyone see a peppermint fetish forming here????



Then last night I got a wild hair and decided I just had to go to Kohl's in Columbia (cos' the one here in Florence will not be finished until Spring 2007) so I rode to Columbia by myself around 6pm and did not get home until after 11pm. It was a fruitful trip and I bought some stuff for ME (Yippee!) The prior shopping trip was all about Madison & Stacy (Boo hehe..) And how come nobody told me Target had their Christmas Crap 90% off? Holy heck I got a holiday CD for $.99 a box of that expensive Choxie 16 pc artisan truffle squares for $1.50 a mega-deluxe super duper tree stand that holds up to a 10 ft tree and does everything but water itself for $2.50. Whew. Such savings.

I"ll buy a piece of belly button lint if it's a good enough sale! I swear.
Ask Patti_Cake (+ a pigtail or 2 or 3 or 4)
Carrie was experimenting with hair-do's today

Daddy calls this "double devil horns"