Self Portrait & PSA


My cool new "mod" shades. My sister said I look like a dork. You can see the people in the car behind me. hehe.... I am contemplating taking a half day tomorrow and get Madison's Easter pics done. Not sure if I will or not yet. Depends on how much the boss can show his ass. :)
Guess I will throw in a few PSA's while i'm thinking of them:

To Easter Egg Girl: Do you even look in the mirror before you walk out the door in the morning? Do you? You have on a bright yellow blouse, bright purple skirt and bright yellow shoes. You look like... a giant easter egg. Not a good look I assure you

To Plumber Crack Guy: Your brains must be leaking out of your crack because you drive for shit. Next time you swerve over in front of me like that (and I do see you several times a week remember) I am letting you hit me and I will have a new ride and you will be out of a job. You have been warned.

To the two pleasingly plump chicks in the Cafe whom my boss lovingly christened "The Wildebeest" (and I SWEAR I didn't give him even a hint or say a word beforehand). Ladies, ladies, ladies. There will still be some food there if you two are not first in line. I promise. Cross my heart.

To the old lady with the frizzy perm. It is bad bad bad manners to elbow my friend T out of the way in the porkchop line. They weren't THAT good (well ok the smothered ones rocked) but honestly. She almost dropped her tray and I really had to restrain her from smacking the shit out of you. We have our eye on you.

To Pug Lady. I told you last week that I understand when you walk past my house it is second nature for your male dog to pee on my bushes. That's okay. However I did ask that you not let him shit in my yard. Yesterday when I was in the laundry room what did I see? Your pug SHITTING IN MY YARD. And you didn't scoop it up. Next time I am busting out the front door like a SWAT team got it? Let's be a good neighbor mmmmm kay?

*** Oh and why didn't someone tell me that the classic Jergens Lotion cherry/almond scent smells so good that I am struggling not to lick my hands?
On one wall in my livingroom is a framed print of the King George IV Inn in Charleston SC. A bed and breakfast we stayed in last February. A neat souvenier!

My palm tree floor lamp in my livingroom. The picture really doesn't do justice to how pretty it is. We use this in the evening instead of the overhead light to get Madison calm and mellow for bedtime!

A somewhat blurry pic of the glass doorknobs throughout my House. I just love them! They are original to the house.

I'd always wanted a Curio cabinet, and my sweet husband bought me one. It has touch lighting and will hold all of my treasures. I am delighted with it! (We'll pretend we don't see the mess to the right in the diningroom Mmmmkay?)

Here is my new sleigh bed. Ignore the spots at the bottom,that has something to do with the photo and NOT the bed! Stacy didn't even mind the pink/brown toile duvet. His exact words were "I could give a shit what color it is as long as my ass can sleep". Nice.

Here is one wall of Madison's room. I still have pictures to hang and stuff to do and her toys are now in there as well. The picture goes so well with the darling Princess Wall Hanging made for her by LEE of "Carolina On My Mind". Thanks again Lee!

Here is the palmetto tree bench Stacy bought me for Christmas and the palmetto hanging stone that Madison,Reilly,Brett & Spooky gave me for my birthday. Wonder which one of THEM picked it out? hehe......

Now for the broken... I think I have broken the toe next to my pinkie toe. I tripped going up my brick backsteps. Can you say OUCH? Well, actually the air was fairly blue there for a few minutes with cusswords. I have to say it's little but it HURTS.