
My cool new "mod" shades. My sister said I look like a dork. You can see the people in the car behind me. hehe.... I am contemplating taking a half day tomorrow and get Madison's Easter pics done. Not sure if I will or not yet. Depends on how much the boss can show his ass. :)
Guess I will throw in a few PSA's while i'm thinking of them:
To Easter Egg Girl: Do you even look in the mirror before you walk out the door in the morning? Do you? You have on a bright yellow blouse, bright purple skirt and bright yellow shoes. You look like... a giant easter egg. Not a good look I assure you
To Plumber Crack Guy: Your brains must be leaking out of your crack because you drive for shit. Next time you swerve over in front of me like that (and I do see you several times a week remember) I am letting you hit me and I will have a new ride and you will be out of a job. You have been warned.
To the two pleasingly plump chicks in the Cafe whom my boss lovingly christened "The Wildebeest" (and I SWEAR I didn't give him even a hint or say a word beforehand). Ladies, ladies, ladies. There will still be some food there if you two are not first in line. I promise. Cross my heart.
To the old lady with the frizzy perm. It is bad bad bad manners to elbow my friend T out of the way in the porkchop line. They weren't THAT good (well ok the smothered ones rocked) but honestly. She almost dropped her tray and I really had to restrain her from smacking the shit out of you. We have our eye on you.
To Pug Lady. I told you last week that I understand when you walk past my house it is second nature for your male dog to pee on my bushes. That's okay. However I did ask that you not let him shit in my yard. Yesterday when I was in the laundry room what did I see? Your pug SHITTING IN MY YARD. And you didn't scoop it up. Next time I am busting out the front door like a SWAT team got it? Let's be a good neighbor mmmmm kay?
*** Oh and why didn't someone tell me that the classic Jergens Lotion cherry/almond scent smells so good that I am struggling not to lick my hands?








