Happiness is ...... a trashcan full of liquor bottles
Happiness is not.... that you have no more liquor bottles for the trashcan

Happines is.... a cold french martini
Happiness is not.... a headache looming on the horizon after X number of martinis

Happiness is.... your child falling to sleep all on her own
Happiness is not... if she comes into your bedroom waking you up at o'dark o'clock

Happiness is wishing your sweet blog friend a Happy Anniversary
Happiness is not... they are a gazillion states away

Happiness is .... planning a visit to Mississippi to stalk Brett Favre when I visit Southern Fried Girl
Happiness is not... the sheer fact that Brett has retired dammit.

Okay my nose is getting numb which is a clear time i'm about to start posting shit that will be alien to all of us. Slainte'!