I thought I would introduce you to some more of my er, interesting, workmates.
Sasquatch- She weighs about 300+ lbs, stands about 5'11 and wears EXTREMELY tight stretchy pants, highwaters no less, with sandals (No matter how cold it gets) and wears her hair in pigtails. Yes she is in her forties.
Redneck- Cute as a bug, looks like he should be chewing on a piece of hay, and country (I mean Kon-Try) as the day is long! Lives to go fishing. I would love for my niece to hook up with him. He makes me laugh and saves my sanity many a day. Bickers incessantly with...
Grumbles- She is a really really nice lady but don't go near her desk or she grumbles and mumbles. Can't stand for you to put anything in her "in" basket LOL Her and Redneck keep up a running commentary (i.e. she's going to stab him if he puts anything else on her desk. He 'bet not come over there again... you get the picture).
Two-Face - She has two names to match her two personalities. D*nna and D*idra. Seriously. She will let us know which personality is in control so we know how to approach her. I avoid her at all costs. She scares me quite frankly. She told us once in a meeting she has a detailed plan on what to do if anyone ever opens gunfire in the building.
I'm going to stop here because I know y'all think I am making these people up but I SWEAR I am not.
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