Southern Girls know you can never be...
too rich
or too blonde!
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Mamma?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls don't sweat... they glisten.
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity...Humidity...Humidity
Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
Southern girls wear Flip Flops and Pearls
Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religion:
Football
Racing
Football
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Grits
Bacon
Country ham
Scrambled eggs
Mouth watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know their cities, dripping with charm:
Charleston
Savannah
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Salon
The Bar
Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt...
Slowly lower your eyelashes
Listen carefully to everything he says
Speak r-e-a-l slow
when all else fails -
Stick out your chest
Flip your hair
Southern girls know men come and go, but friends are fo'evah.

I was at a (don't laugh) party for GLORY southern vegetables. I didn't hold the can right! LOL

**** Seriously I am reading a book called "We're just like you - only prettier!" written by a southern belle and it is the funniest thing (to me). I actually went to school with girls who were like that!