Okay I know my co-workers are nosey concerned but their nosiness concern is getting a bit old. Because I am getting sick and tired of the not-so-subtle sneak peeks, the outright stares, - the questions on why I have my ear in a big ol' white nut cup, I will let you pick what excuse I will give tomorrow when asked:

1) Got shot in a drive-by shooting

2) A shark snapped it up while I was swimming at Myrtle Beach

3) The ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci attacked me last week

4) I donated it to little deaf kids in a Thirld World Country

5) Madison took my ear to school for a science experiment

6) Stacy bit it off during hot wild monkey sex

Vote dear Blogreaders! My sanity just might depend on it!