To: The Old Crone Crow/aka our Dept. Admin Asst. - It is painfully obvious that you have NO life outside of the Crying Cow Bank. Everything must be signed/sealed/delivered/stamped EXACTLY as you wish or calamity ensues. Three words lady, Get Over Yourself. The Sun WILL still come up tomorrow if TWO copies aren't attached. I promise!

To: My Boss: I do heart you. You're a great guy on the whole. However don't give me even a smidgen of 'tude because I am leaving early (which I do not do a whole heckuva lot). We don't have anything pressing (or I wouldn't be leaving) and you leave to go wipe your dog's ass so......... we'll just leave it at that Mmmkay?

To: My Local Library: Please get out of the Dark Ages and get some damn new books in here. I search and search and search again only to find that the cool stuff I find on Amazon.com that I want to read.... *GASP* You don't have on the shelves.

To: Sexy Redhead (in your eyes only rest assured): Your boyfriend. He's gay honey. G-A-Y So don't be looking at ME like you want to scratch my eyes out because he asks me a question. You'd better be looking at Latin Yard Guy whose ass he's eyeing. I'm just sayin'........

To: XXXXXXXXXXX: Why are your children so self absorbed and can barely wipe their own asses? I'll tell you why. COS' YOU DO EVERY G-DAMN THING FOR THEM and they are adults now. Do you hear me? ADULTS.

P.S. Anybody see an Ass theme going on here??? I have no explanation.

Also to my Neighbor Miss Linda: Stop sending your damn kids over to my house with notes begging for $ or i'm calling DSS on your ass. Yep, the boy showed up again yesterday this time with his 3 or 4 year old SISTER in tow. I politely told them "Tell your Mamma I don't keep any cash in my house". Gah!!!!!!!

Here is Madison's room.

The stove/microwave kitchen

Sink/Dishwasher kitchen. To the left is the Sunroom

The livingroom

I heart the fanglass over the front door

It looks dark (the other picture is true) but shows more detail.

More to follow. I've got a very busy day ahead of me!

Here is my clinique perfume, see how much i've got and the new one and the box of Godiva. I stopped and got us dinner (marinated ribeye w/ garlic mashed potatoes & salad for him, Fettucine Mosaic (w/ grilled chicken & shrimp) for me and corndog nuggets/fries for Maddie. It was SO GOOD.

Ever did something nice that just makes you smile? Could be something big, could be something very small. I did, this week and I'm so glad I did! I am a true believer in karma and hopefully what goes around comes back around in that my moving this week-end is smooth and relatively headache-free! I'll be off tomorrow so no blog post from me until probably Monday. Have a wonderful week-end all.

Also I'll be MIA for most of this morning but I should be able to get around to reading your blogs this afternoon. The Milwaukee peeps had to come to Carolina (instead of me having to go there HAH! and on V-Day no less).

Today is the day when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of... wait, um, er that would be Spring wouldn't it?
Anyway Love is in the Air!
I'm usually slightly disappointed on Valentines Day. I don't know WHAT I expect but obviously I always expect too much. I did get a big box of Godiva chocolates (which I LOVE) but he also got me a big bottle of Clinique Happy perfume. Anyway this will be a day i'll be glad when it is OVER. I get sick of seeing all of the flowers/balloons/stuffed animals here at work. Jealousy is a beeyotch isn't she? hehe...... Hey at least i'm HONEST if nothing else!
I looked longingly at the Roses online last night. The sterling ones are gorgeous!
One last question to my dear blogging buddies.
Will you be my Valentine? *kisses*

Good Monday Morning! How was everybody's week-end? I went shopping for the house. We bought a new mattress set. Ugh. Why didn't anybody warn me how expensive mattresses are? Moreso than the actual BED. I'll be getting my gorgeous cherry sleigh bed this week. I can't wait! We also chose a cocoa brown microfiber suede couch. I think Reilly will like it (must take the dogs comfort into consideration since he will lay on it far more than we actually will!). I also chose new bed linens. Wow I also did not realize there were so many thread counts. I know the higher, the better but I got 300. That's good enough for me. Our duvet is beautiful, pink & chocolate. I'll take pics probably this week-end. Madison is going to stay with her Aunt Buffy and she's really excited about that. When she comes home it will be to a new house and a brand new big girl bed with Strawberry Shortcake bedding. Well let me know how your week-end was. What you did/where you went. I want details people. Details *grin*

Kiss Me Baby!

Madison got some Valentines Mail from Aunt Buffy. A ring pop with lips!

Is there anything better than a package in the mail? I think not!

I love getting stuff in the mail. The last things I got were from Cheeky, Jenie & Madison got something from Chickie.

This was Madison after throwing a tantrum Tuesday night. I called her Pouty McPout. She's thrown a few doozies but we are trying our best to be patient and just ignore them for the most part. It's kind of hard sometimes though. Anybody got any good parenting advice? Oh and she is still on the "Daddy Do It" kick. Good thing she's got a good Daddy. He takes such good care of both of us (and Reilly too).

In the meantime i'm going to delight you all and relieve my boiling brain with a PSA or two.....
To: The Chick who sits in spot B185 of cubeland. You are a white female. Not a sistah. Your attempting to act/talk like a sistah is VERY irritating. We all act silly from time to time and mimic different slang but you are serious and it is sad. So.Very.Sad.

To: Mr. Stripey Shirt: Memo: (cos' you obviously did not get the first one) The world revolves on it's own axis. It does not revolve around YOU. Get over yourself. Now. If you do not I will be forced to take a page from SFG and stab you in the neck.

To: The people who are moving out of my new house. Get your shit and Get.Out. I'm tired of stalking you riding by and seeing NO attempts at packing your stuff up going on. Humor me. Stack a box or two where I can see it M'kay?

To: The bitches (NOT said lovingly) in Milwaukee. Take your little OI's and shove them straight up your collective asses. Sideways. Not that you could find your asses. That's a bit more challenging than you all are used to, obviously.

That's enough for now. I'm off to OD on some Tylenol.

Good Morning! First off let me say YAY COLTS! I am so glad they won. I heart Peyton Manning (but not like I heart Brett Favre!)
I went to Myrtle Beach with my sister this week-end. I am so-o-o-o tired this morning. I don't have any pics to post but we shopped at the Tanger Outlets and I of course bought Madison a bunch of stuff she doesn't really need. We ate at the Melting Pot. It was, um, interesting. The food was good, and it was fun but at $50 per person I was really appalled at the skimpy amount of the entree (meat) you get. They fill you up on the bread cubes/cheese/apples in the first course. The dessert was heavenly. We chose white chocolate and they gave us pound cake, cheese cake, brownies, marshmallows, strawberries, pineapple & banana to dip in it. There were several other varieties of chocolate as well. I"m glad we chose white chocolate because I have a feeling if you get too rich of a chocolate that stuff will probably make you sick. Well, it would me, anyway. Anyway that was my week-end. What did you do with yours?
And question. Does a Craftsman Powertool qualify as a decent Valentines Present if your hub states he wants it?

Packers QB Brett Favre will return for a 17th season in 2007.

There really IS a Santa Claus! Yahoo!

Are you diggin' her leopard coat? Mommy wants one!!!

Holy Shiznit, it is FREEZING here in the Palmetto State. Actually there is freezing rain forecasted for today. We'll see if we get any or not.
I took Maddie to the doctor yesterday. We were placed in the "sick" waiting room and Madison took a seat at the little table and proceeded to read magazines and was as good as gold.
We got in to where the Doc was and she acted a fool.
Wouldn't let them weigh her, screamed and threw herself on the floor.
I was horrified. Dr. Tim calmly picked her up, got on the scale, handed her to me, stepped back on the scale and subtracted the difference. Voila.
It was downhill from thereon until bedtime.
Every time something didn't go her way, apeshit.
I was never so glad to hear that child say "I want to go to bed".
This morning she "helped" me give her medecine but I figured Carrie will give her a good dose later on. Carrie's good like that!

This is my kid when we ate at Flo's in Murrels Inlet, SC recently. Yes she is actually smiling. Don't faint now.

My friend who has the monogram shop did this sweatshirt for her for her birthday. I heart it!

I had a oyster po boy sandwich that was to die for! Mmmmmm on hot crunchy french bread. I don't remember what Stacy had. Madison had the kids shrimp boat and I swear there was enough food there for her Daddy to eat. We took it home and her and I both ate on it two more times. Ridiculous. I often order kids meals when we go out to eat or just an appetizer if they won't let me get a kids meal and rarely can I finish the meal. America's portion sizes are really getting out of hand.

Of course when I said "Say Cheese" she ducked her head. Eh.

Stacy surprised me with a romantic week-end in Charleston! We stayed right off the Market at the Doubletree Inn and Suites on the corner of Church and Market Streets. That was nicer than the Bed & Breakfast we stayed in last February.
We ate at A. W. Shucks before we left on Sunday. I had bacon wrapped shrimp stuffed with crab. Mmm it was so good!

We ate at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. on Saturday night. The garlic boiled shrimp was awesome and they make their hushpuppies mixed with shrimp & corn.

Here is clothing from the actual movie, when Forrest and Jenny were children "like peas & carrots".

When you need the waitress you flip this sign over so it reads "Stop Forrest Stop". Stacy had much fun with this of course!

We stayed in Suite 170.

This is the view as you walk off the street into the Lobby. Isn't it pretty?

Here is the corner, you can't really see the moon and one star over the Market but it was so pretty.
We did have a nice time. Did a little shopping, relaxing and re-connecting. When we first got there we ate dinner at Tommy Condon's, I had the best Ruben Sandwich. OMG. Has anybody else visited the Holy City? Where did you go and what did you eat? Can you tell i'm hungry this morning?

Now you see them..........

Now you don't!

Man am I glad to have those things off my teeth. No more brace face. Getting them off was, um, hell for me. He filed my front teeth down to make sure they were even. The sound alone made me cringe. Then there was the scrape~scrape~scrape to remove the cement. I had chills running up and down my spine ... but I am glad it's over.

Here is my darling Reilly. He was neutered yesterday because of a condition he has that makes it very likely he would contract testicular cancer if I did not have the procedure done. So, even though I hated to see my poor little guy like this I bit the bullet and did it. He came through surgery just fine and they let me pick him up after 4:30 pm. Here he is relaxing in his new leopard doggie bed that Santa brought him. I covered him with a towel because he was shivering so (despite his bed being lined with sherpa) and I was afraid to use something big like a blanket because he is so small I was afraid he'd get tangled up and hurt himself. He seemed much more relaxed and was able to doze a little when I put him to bed and covered him. I feel so much better. Maybe now he'll actually use his bed since it's been such a comfort to him tonight. Why is it so hard and stressful when your child or pet is ailing?

OMG I am already ready to get the heck out of here. Yesterday was one of "those" days. Everybody had a gripe, everybody "needed something". Ugh. Hopefully I will have some good news to share with you all by Monday (or maybe later on today I will do an update). Anybody want to venture a guess as to what it might be? (I am SO wrong... I know *grin*)

(my kid at Chuck E Cheese on Sunday but i'm sure if she knew what a blog was she'd be celebrating!)

Wow I can't believe it's been a year since I began blogging. I can't even remember whose blog I visited first or what got me started. Weird. I've met SO many wonderful people in this past year (see my sidebar of links to meet a few). I hope to meet a few IRL as well. I know i'll get to meet Cheeky on one of her Charleston trips. It's just too close for me not too. There is also a chance being that I have family in Pennsylvania maybe i'll get to meet Gerbera Daisy or Maidink. I wish I could do a cross-country Blog tour and meet you all! I REALLY do.
Anyway I want to say a big THANK YOU to all of my blog friends and the people who lurk on my blog. You are all loved and valued more than I can say!

I couldn't HELP but notice this guy in his brown shoes/black socks combo. Every time I turned around he was pacing around with a CELL PHONE GLUED TO HIS EAR, BLABBING ON IT. I tried shooting him my "asshole deathray look". Alas, it didn't work. What a tool.

The zoo wasn't the only place we saw monkeys. This chick was all but showing her monkey for the world to see. Seriously she did have on white panties (cos' you can SEE them) but WTF? Who sits in a restaurant like this? Especially when i'm lurking nearby with FUG CAM. Stacy swears someone is going to beat my ass one day over this. I say "Nada". heh heh....

FOR SOME REASON I AM GETTING A BLOCK WHEN I TRY TO POST COMMENTS ON BLOGS SO I'LL HAVE TO TRY AT HOME. SEEMS I CAN READ, JUST NOT POST


We forgot her umbrella stroller but she loved the rental stroller at the zoo. I think because she had more room to stretch out and she liked to "drive". She probably rode in it more than she would have hers.She was ready to start.
Come on Mommy!

Rrrrawwrrrr.... tigers are kinda scary. She wasn't going to get on him unless I got on with her.

Madison will be in business if we ever buy a farm. She liked "milking the cow".

She rode the pony twice. She liked it a LOT. Maybe riding lessons in the future?...

Her and Daddy on the Carousel. She rode a brown bear. The first time it was an ostrich. She now has to pick her own animals :)

the Tiger was gorgeous....

We heart the monkies!

The bear was busy eating but he stopped to strike a pose

The end of a VERY long day...........

I let the girls flat iron my hair yesterday. I'm not quite sure what I think about it. Never mind the funky lighting, washed-out looking quality of the photo. The right side actually looks like my hair. My hair is very dark brown. Comments? Criticism. I can take it!