Today... I will keep my mouth shut during our meeting no matter how much bovine feces is spread around that table.
Today... I will go visit my Mamma because it's been almost two weeks since I have seen her. I don't think i've ever went that long before, but I couldn't go while Madison was so sick. My Mamma has serious respiratory problems. Gonna give her a big ol' hug and a kiss too!
Today... I will not call Governor Mark Sanford an asshat who needs to resign and go away - Wait - already did that. Too late!
Today... I will not choke the ever loving !@#$%%^ out of an annoying co-worker with the first initial of "L".
Today... I will not hyperventilate because they still haven't cleared the way for that other position I so desperately want. It will come. In due time.
Today ... I wish you all a wonderful wild and wooly WEDNESDAY from...
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Today... I wish I HADN'T dropped my container causing my turkey sausage links to roll around on the floor beside my desk..... but I did and I picked them up and brushed them off and am eating them. Shhhhhh..........!
The dropped turkey links? I say a few germs help keep our immune systems strong!
I actually used the phrase "wh*ring myself out" to my supervisor yesterday. At least she laughed.
Sounds like a full day!
Have a great Wednesday.
You crack me up! That started out so benevolently .... and then you reminded me it really was you!! You go, girl, and keep the whole place, no, the whole State in line!
I like the daily planning guide. Think I may try that myself today!
I'm down on my luck, but I have plenty of food in the interim. I'll get back to you.
LOL about the turkey sausage. I would have done the same thing.
Love your list of things you are not going to do today. Again..I am soo happy you are back to blogging.
Baby girl - don't you know the 5 second rule - which you can always stretch out to the 10 second rule. A few germs will never kill you especially if it is on something that is scrumptuous and delicious. Personally, I am a vegetarian and don't understand the whole sausage thing, but give me an orea (preferably double stuff)- and girl, I am on it.
Hope Madison is feeling much much better.
Love the post today.....the only thing I agree with the whole MArk Sanford thing, but I just can't see Andre B as governor. I despise him as much as Sanford. I am not sure which is the worse of the 2 evils.......
way funny sis go check out my post and you will see why. how strange its like we were in each others mind just thinking a little different.
kisses
hehe
good luck!
5 second rule is all I have to say.
You know what if we ever meet I will treat you to lunch....how's that....you're just too cool and too funny of a person to not get treated to lunch!!
I love this post...I have to do one like it...hmm what will it say...Today I will whoop someone's ass and go to jail!!!! LOL
A few carpet hairs and dust bunnies never hurt anyone.
I love your list. Today...I will try to be nice. Oh wait, I wasn't so maybe tomorrow.
Hey Patti, it's never boring over there! lol! :D)
good job Patti! I'm sure you feel better now:)
Eventually both of our promotions will come through!
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