Some rambling thoughts that were in my head screaming to get out.
WHY didn't I freeze the liquor first?
Why are some drinks so yummylicious?
Why can't I speak fluent french after downing several French Martinis. It just doesn't seem fair.
Should I wake the hub up for some wild monkey sex?
Why is my nose numb?
Why can't I feel my lips?
Will numb nose/lips inhibit wild monkey sex?
**EDITED*** I should be embarassed posting such drivel but even a monogram queen has to cut loose once in awhile *snicker* I didn't wake him up, He wasnt' where I thought he was and when I collapsed into bed and it was empty I just closed my eyes and was down for the count Zzzzzzz.........
For the same reason gross drinks taste better after the tenth one eventually you're to drunk to care.
Go ahead wake him up and tell him it was his idea to wake him up ;)
Ahh the joys of drinking. I simply can't tell you how much I miss it!!!
LOL Patti. I love drunk blogging!!! But I will say you asked some very important questions.
OMG Patti! You crack me up.
I hope you had a drink for me too.
I swore (after god knows how many
jello shots and beers)that if the
hangover would go away I wouldn't
drink again. That was 4 years ago.
hehe, you got drunk!
*snicker*
Oh Patti,
Any drink w/ vodka must be frozen. Matter of fact I keep mine in the freezer.
I always know I'm drunk when I can't feel my nose.
Bwwwaaahahahahaaaaaa! You are TOO funny! It's been 10 years for me ... sometimes I do miss the silliness!
Numb nose/lips definitely does not inhibit wild monkey sex.
That's all I'm sayin'!!
"Why can't I speak fluent french after downing several French Martinis. It just doesn't seem fair."
That my friend is the BEST question EVER!!!!
My nose goes numb too LOL
This is hilarious!!!! You're a funny drunk! So what's in a French martini?
Don't feel bad, most Frenchmen can't speak fluent French after that many martinis either :)
Well, Patti, when YOU wake back up, maybe hubs will be there and THEN the wild monkey sex can begin :)
I've often wondered why I can't speak fluent Spanish after a night at Margarittaville! You crack me up!
those are some very good drunk questions! I say...ALWAYS wake someone up for drunk $ex....it will no doubtly be the best you have had.....at least until the next drunk blogging post!
Did you have a headache today??
was the bed spinning when you closed your eyes? :)
LOL Exactly how many of those did you have girly?
"Will numb nose/lips inhibit wild monkey sex?"
I reckon it all depends on what you're using them for...;)
Okay, okay...I'm outta here...;)
Walker- We made up for it Sunday hehe...
Mike- I don't do it all the time just once in a while
Caroline- I thought they were important too! Will probably drunk blog some more this week-end as I will be by myself. Might even drunk dial *hint* *hint*
Laurie- I've sworn off some types of alcohol for the very same reason. I feel your pain!
Pack of 2- I need to look up that blueberry martini recipe you gave me not long ago and try that one!
Katie- I knew that, i'm a poor student to your excellent teachings. Numb noses are funny.
Wendy- Yep silly/drunk is fun. Annyong or mean drunk - not so fun
Lynilu- Ohhhhh........ really??...
Cheeky- Another numb nose, what a trio me you & Katie make!
Foster Comm- raspberry vodka, peach schnapps, chambord & pineapple juice. Delicious!
Sandra - Haa Haaaa okay I don't feel too bad then after all!!!
Loving Annie- Bingo!
Wendy- See i'm not the only one who has these kinds of questions..
tommie- Nope no headache and no hangover either!!!
PTwinkie - Actually no I was lucky!
Jenie- Um,not sure. Enough. :)
StacyPQ- Ha Haaaaa okay the numbness just might come in handy right???
Hysterical! We just discovered Hawaiian Martinis! I don't know if that is what they are called everywhere, or just the restaurant where we were...but they were blue and coconutty/pineapply/koolaidy delicious! They would go down way too easily were they NOT $9.00 each!
You're too funny!!! The French Martinis sound good!!! My nose gets numb too. that's when I know I have had enough. Any more, I get the spins and that's no good.
Dakota- Yeah French Martinis are kinda pricey to order out too but at home... very affordable. Not that I drink at home much with the little one though.
Daisy- Not going beyond numb nose/lips. The spins are no good for me either. Ack.
Patti: Okay, hand over your car keys. I just signed you up to sing Karaoke!
Michael- Bwaa haaa wouldn't that be a HOOT!?
Seems to me that was a waste of a perfectly good buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Numb nose and lips actually help wild monkey sex. You don't know that you've been injured and can just keep on going.
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