When you are in the parking lot at Crying Cow Bank, and you see me pull up and my back-up lights come on. That "might" be a clue that i'm going to back into a parking space. My backing skills leave a lot to be desired Mmmmkay? In the afternoon when traffic is rather heavy in the parking lot I prefer to pull straight out. It's for best, trust me. If you persist in trying to zoom around me and then park a mere few feet away you might just get out of your
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To the dumbass who knocked on my door to inquire why all the For Sale signs are sprouting up in our neighborhood. Um, do you live around here? Do you see the crackheads loitering up and down the street at all hours of the day/night. Have they approached you and asked for money. Uh-huh? They have? Okay that should be a clue.
To my darling husband: You can stop stressing about the move now. You know you can begin next week and you are going to be busier than a one-armed man in wallpaper hanging contest. You should be content. I will be at peace because I will not hear you say every five minutes "I wonder when we can start moving". Now you know. Happy~Happy~Joy~Joy :)
To My precious two-year old. If you don't STOP getting up in the middle of the night EVERY FREAKING night (for over a week now) I am going to super glue your little butt to the bed. I'm kidding, no hate emails ok? Seriously I don't know what is going on with her but it's rough being awakened from a sound sleep, having to go rock her for about a half hour and then go back to bed and wonder if she'll show up again.
I think that is enough. Just a few things I wanted to get out of my system today. Happy Thursday!
Also I want to thank Cheeky,Tammy,SFG & Wendy again for giving me the Rockin' Girl Blogger Award! I feel so special!
feeling better now?
Hope that that made you feel a little better and that the rest of your day goes well! :)
I threatened to duct tape my daughter to her bed just this morning. She keeps getting up int he middle of the night and raiding the fridge. She's 3 for the love of fudge!!
I would honestly suggest duct tape over super glue for the toddler stying in bed problem.
I mean not that ANYONE I know would ever do that.
fish- He lives!!! Yes I do!
Jenie- Thanks, i'm hopeful it will.
Dixie- So you feel my pain. I guess I can count my blessings. Mine does go back to bed with no fuss.
Kept Woman- I hear ya! LOL
Yay on your award...how cool is that!!! :)
And I can sypathize with you on the "backing in to the parking space". I USED to do that until they reserved all the good parking spaces for the judges assistants. I guess they're too good to get to work early like I do and get a parking space. So now I'm forced to parallel park...you want to talk about some funny cheap entertainment? Just sit back and watch me try to parallel park...it's hilarious!
Who would send you a hate mail about glueing her to the bed?
Lord, I do that all the time.
I hate stupid co-workers.
I hate drivers in parking lots. It seems to make them even more stupid than usual.
I have a designated parking spot right next to the building.. Its good to be the king!.. Megan is 4 now and still wakes up in the middle of the night. usually she will find the person in the house that least objects to her climbing in bed with them. She is my cuddler and hates to sleep alone..I/O
Good morning. It is always better to get this stuff out of your system then to keep it in. Great PSA as usual. When I back in and someone is in a rush to get around me I floor it and pop the clutch and spin the tires. The looks on there faces are priceless as they think I am gona hit them!
Honestly, my sides hurt from laughing everytime I read one of your posts... Love em'!
PQ- Oh my! I cannot parallel park. Like I said, I'm not a good backer!
Pissy- hehe.... they'll email you if your not careful!
Katie- They abound here. I have to refrain from fisticuffs weekly. It just wouldn't look "professional" *snort*
I/O - Bragger! We sweaer we are not going to let Madison start the "sleeping with Mommy & Daddy" thing and it's just recently started. I dunno......
Man- Oh I would LOVE to do that, or see you do it!
Sheila- Thanks Hon! :)
Patti_Cake: Sounds like a very positive move to leave that neighborhood for your own safety. The only explanation I could come up for wee-one is "It's summertime and she's so jazzed by everything still ahead!" :)
I'm OK with most of that, but BACK OFF THE KID, OK???? Seriously, I'm betting that she is picking up on the stress that you and Stacy are feeling over the move, plus some of the above mentioned causes.
I'll say a few safe-moving-meditations for you guys. It will all get better soon, I'm sure. Keep saying that over and over!
The man child sneaks in the bed in the middle of the night then proceeds to take over the king sized bed.....yeah there must be something going on a weird cycle of the moon or something
YOU TELL THEM!!!!!
Except the munchkin, she has my permission to wake you up all the time LOL Runs for the door........
Michael- I've already decided to get blackout shades in the new house. She's so grumpy in the a.m. so I know she's not going to bed too early!
Lynilu- I promise we haven't fussed at her or anything. I told him it would probably abate when we move!
Cheeky- It's only been for over a week now but i'm hoping it will stop when we move.
Walker- You BRAT! LOL
A shot of scotch and she'll sleep like a log. ;-)
Sometimes you just have to vent. I can't do it on my blog because too many family memebers read. Too many of Mike's family memebers, I should say.
Jayke almost made it the whole night in his own bed last night. We are going to try again tonight. I never should have put him in my bed way back. Oh well, live and learn right?
Do you realize how much I love your PSA's?
I also hate when people are not patient when it comes to me parking or pulling into a space, etc. I always want to yell to them "wait a fucking second". But you know me, I just smile and call them names under my breath.
BTE- That's not the first time i've heard that suggestion LOL
Wendy- Well you can come over here and vent to your hearts content ok?
Caroline- You're so sweet to smile before calling them names hehe...
OK, I have to ask this, why is your blog not linked from your profile?
As for the Rockin' Girl Blogger award, I got that, too. Just sayin'. Very funny, ladies.
I love your descriptions of your bank. It reminds me of my long sentence at The Big Alabama Bank. I used to post photos of the jackasses cars in the parking lots just to show people what sort of mental retard was in charge of all their money. That was fun. But I sure don't miss the politics and sexed-up secretaries. Some people just don't deserve a blow-job. I don't care how much money they make.
Glad I found you again, by the way. Looks like I'm the only one who has been missing this party.
Oh honey, how I have missed your PSAs. They make me happy.
If the superglue does not work, a shot of Jack Daniels will.
WHAT? I am going to be the best mom ever.
Wow, bet that felt good to get off your chest huh? Hope this week is better for ya honey!
Maybe all the anticipation with the move is making her get up. Do you have boxes and stuff around? Kids can't like change.
Otherwise, what TKW said.
Loving the PSA to the co-workers. I'm right there with ya, sister.
hate backing up...see my post from today...
I hear you on the sleep problems....I was hoping the two year old would stay in a crib until Husband got home.....didn't happen.
Memphis- I thought it was,if it's not it's not intentional hmmmm.... I didn't know I was missing!
Yep one Big Bank is like the others, i'm guessing!
SFG- You certainly will *snort*
Simply Me- It's always good to get it out!
Tammy- Uh, we have boxes from our move IN *hangs head in shame*
tommiea- Again last night. Oh well it could be worse!
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