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- Patti_Cake can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Patti_Cake can not!
- If you put a drop of liquor on Patti_Cake, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Patti_Cake.
- Patti_Cake is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Patti_Cake is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- Donald Duck's middle name is Patti_Cake!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Patti_Cake, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- Patti_Cake can be seen from space!
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Patti_Cake!
Donald Patti_Cake Duck!! Who knew?
Dixie- This is some weird shit is it not? LOL
I heart Abraham Lincoln.
1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are purpletwinkie.
2. When provoked, purpletwinkie will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
3. Purpletwinkie can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
4. If you put a drop of liquor on purpletwinkie, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
5. Purpletwinkie is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
6. Purpletwinkie was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
7. Medieval knights put the skin of purpletwinkie on their sword handles to improve the grip!
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as purpletwinkie.
9. A purpletwinkieometer is used to measure purpletwinkie.
10. Purpletwinkieocracy is government by purpletwinkie!
PTwinkie - Okay i'm not touching #2 ... i'm not!
I did mine and here's my favorite one:
If you lick Jenn ten times, you will consume one calorie.
I'm a total diet food.
Too funny! I'm stealing this!
Yep, very weird...
Wow, this was wild. Here is my favorite of mine:
When Caroline in the City is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
Not sure what the means...:)
Remind me not to go drinking with you. :)
Does this mean you are never drinking again?
I did the quiz, not planning to post it, but one fact was too funny to ignore! Be sure to check it out!
Sorry about #9. It's a shame they don't make diet breat & water.
Oh, Lynilu.....yours gave me a good laugh. :)
You're definetly a fruit...as in fruit cake. :-P
Ha! Number 4 cracked me up!
1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Walker!
2. Americans discard enough Walker to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
3. Walker never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
4. A Walkerometer is used to measure Walker.
5.During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Walker had to pay a special Walker tax.
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Walker cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
7. In Japan, Walker can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
8. If you lace Walker from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Walker and water.
10. (My fav) The fingerprints of Walker are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
Jenn- That is funny!
Tigeryogi- Oh I went and read YOURS
Loving Annie- Where do they come up with this stuff???
Caroline- Bwaa haaa haaa me either!
Tammy- I know!
Katie- No Way! LOL
Lynilu- I'll have to go to your blog cos' I have to see it!
Martini- Oh well can't win em' all!
Caroline- Quit teasing me I haven't gone and read it yet ;)
tommiea- Wow it's quite a "dirty" quiz LO or is it our minds????
Shell- I knew SOMEBODY was gonna say it! Figures it was YOU :P
Chickie- I can't imagine!
Walker- #10 could come in VERY handy LOL
Oh you KNOW I'm stealing this! ;)
1. Monica is only six percent water.
2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Monica! (Walker will have fun with that one.)
3.Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Monica. (I believe it-you should see my bedroom and bathroom I LOVE candles.)
4. Monica kept at the window will keep vampires at bay! (Correction, Walker will have fun with this one.)
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Monica. (EWWWW)
6. Without Monica, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Monica. (Um..NO.)
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Monica. (I believe it.)
9. Monica is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
10. Finding Monica on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. (I believe this, too.)
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