My cool new "mod" shades. My sister said I look like a dork. You can see the people in the car behind me. hehe.... I am contemplating taking a half day tomorrow and get Madison's Easter pics done. Not sure if I will or not yet. Depends on how much the boss can show his ass. :)
Guess I will throw in a few PSA's while i'm thinking of them:
To Easter Egg Girl: Do you even look in the mirror before you walk out the door in the morning? Do you? You have on a bright yellow blouse, bright purple skirt and bright yellow shoes. You look like... a giant easter egg. Not a good look I assure you
To Plumber Crack Guy: Your brains must be leaking out of your crack because you drive for shit. Next time you swerve over in front of me like that (and I do see you several times a week remember) I am letting you hit me and I will have a new ride and you will be out of a job. You have been warned.
To the two pleasingly plump chicks in the Cafe whom my boss lovingly christened "The Wildebeest" (and I SWEAR I didn't give him even a hint or say a word beforehand). Ladies, ladies, ladies. There will still be some food there if you two are not first in line. I promise. Cross my heart.
To the old lady with the frizzy perm. It is bad bad bad manners to elbow my friend T out of the way in the porkchop line. They weren't THAT good (well ok the smothered ones rocked) but honestly. She almost dropped her tray and I really had to restrain her from smacking the shit out of you. We have our eye on you.
To Pug Lady. I told you last week that I understand when you walk past my house it is second nature for your male dog to pee on my bushes. That's okay. However I did ask that you not let him shit in my yard. Yesterday when I was in the laundry room what did I see? Your pug SHITTING IN MY YARD. And you didn't scoop it up. Next time I am busting out the front door like a SWAT team got it? Let's be a good neighbor mmmmm kay?
*** Oh and why didn't someone tell me that the classic Jergens Lotion cherry/almond scent smells so good that I am struggling not to lick my hands?
Hey, I LIKE those shades...that's a good picture! :)
And I passed a girl on the street yesterday and I shit you not...half her hair was a bright blue, the other half was an easter egg pink color....VERY bright! I thought it was funny but I told The PK..."Gotta respect a chick like that...she wanted to color her hair pink and blue, so she did...and the hell with what anyone else thinks!" :) I kinda wish I had an attitude like that, you know?
I take Jezebel for a walk every day...and the only place I let her poop is either in the empty lot half way thru our walk...or in the yard of an old abandoned house we pass by...that's it. I know I HATE it when other peoples dogs poop in MY yard so I don't let her do it in anyone elses.
Love the shades! Not dorky at all. But why so serious? Let's see you smile! :)
You know I heart these PSA's. And you, of course.
I love your PSA's! Fuh-nay!
THe lotion does not taste as good as it smells. Trust!
Sorry but I'm on the fence with the shades but hell your a hottie which means you can pull off anything.
What do you have on the back of your window? A favorite drivers number?
The guy behind us has a broken fence. His pit bull comes over to our yard and takes a dump. I go out with the shovel and fling it back into his yard. Gerbera has a laughing fit. I say its his dog's duty so he should have it. I throw over some of my dogs duty for good measure. The guy sees me do it. Five minutes later we get a knock on the front door. He tells me who he is and as soon as the weather breaks he will fix the fence. Its still not fixed and it was 70 here yesterday. Its lookin like I will be flingin more poo his way shortly.
Loved the PSA. BTW how is ass chips?
Jergens Cherry/Almond lotion? Damn...I love me some cherry flavored/scented whatever...
I might have to get some of that.
WOOOOO HOOOOO
You got that Terminator look happening with those shades and just right for this post.
Plummer is in trouble LOL
I'm going to give a try to responding to the comments I get because I like it when other people do it!
PQ- I respect them too and wish I could dye my hair bright pink. Really! I don't let Reilly do his business anywhere else either.
Jenie- I'm the terminator according to Walker and I have to look bad ass to scare Plumber guy hehe...
Dixie- I confess, I licked my hand a teeny bit and it was... bitter. Ick. Not cherry almond-d goodness for sure!
Man- already responded to you above and you are SO good for my ego!
Shell- It's cheap and smells SO good! Can't beat that!
Walker- Plumber will learn who to mess with and who NOT to mess with! *wink*
P/C cool shades, but must have been looking at plimber when it was taken you look like you gonna kick someones ass! I'm just wait for loonies on the path in Houston to hit my car. I so need a new one..I/O
I/O Thanks, yes I have the staring daggers look down pat! I really heart my Grand Am and do not want a new one!
Loving the shades.
Wow, sounds like you have some annoying people around you lately.
Let me know if you need me to come kick some ass for you.
Shelly
Shelly - I am a freak magnet!
Good to see you. SoozieQ & Eclectic are so lucky they got to meet all of you OR gals!
Patti~ As always, I love the PSAs. I love the Jergens classic scent cherry almond too. That stuff has been around forever. My mom used that on me when I was little.
Yeah, Roscoe the Pitbull comes into our yard through the broken fence and takes a dump then proceeds to pee all over everything!!! I call him Mr. Peebody. And yeah, I laugh my ass off when Man shovels up the pooh and gives it a fling over the fence. He is not a scary pitbull just very inquistive. I am not afraid of him but dammit his owner needs to fix that damn fence.
I'm sorry but is anyone else cracking up over the term "the porkchop line"?
Gerbera - I would love to see Man flinging poo - I can see you & me cracking up hehe....
Sandra- It is a porkchop line! They had fried and smothered. We're in the south you know! :)
Love the shades!!
Oh how glad am I that I stopped by today? You crack me up so hard that I think it will be difficult to continue on in my pissy frame of mind. :) Thank you.
Nice shades. :)
Happy Thursday afternoon Patti-Cake !
Your psa's always crack me up ! snicker. Ah, it feels so good to let it rip sometimes, doesn't it ???
The shades are cool. Nothing dorky about them.
You certainly have some, er, interesting, neighbors between the panhandler and the dog pooper... We all have one or two doozies, unfortunately...
You're open letters always crack me up! I wish sometimes we could just say those things outloud.
Hi Patticake :-x smooch
I say hike yer leg and piss back on the pugger. Well, dats what da DOO wood doo. ((wink))
I am back to blogville tomorrow, come say howdee. Where is Poody?
btw, new names on the blogs, so ya'll hafta go thru my profile.
See ya in the mornin cutiepatootie
Patti-Cake: Can I send this photo to Bono? Very cool. His glasses are Blue. Enjoy!
Nope, I see nothing dorky about those shades at all. You look hot!
Love your comments on those people - made me laugh out loud - and not a lot of things do that!
Ok... just for a second... I thought you were saying your plumber guy was wearing a yellow blouse. LOL Geez, let your eyes drift away just once, and you get into all kinds of trouble!
~S
Those glasses! I never knew you were Jewish!?
Brad: Thanks and your doing a great service in your blog!
Casey: Glad you are no longer pissy! Always glad to make someone smile
Annie: I swear I have FREAK MAGNET stamped on my forehead sometimes! Yeah it does feel good to let er' rip because I have to hold my tongue so much at work!
FW-I have been known to let fly a time or two IRL but I have to contain myself at work. Must eat, ya know ;)
DooDah!- Welcome Back Honey! I am so glad to see you! I don't know where Poody is, but I will be visiting you! *smooch*
Michael- I think you are having a laugh at my expense once again! ;)
Wondy- Thanks. I can only aspire to be as witty as you are sweetie!
Shephard - It's a possiblity - a cross dressing plumber is not beyond the realm of my imagination. Hehe.....
Twinkie - Mazeltov! *wink*
You rock in those girl! Happy HNT
Hey I did the shades, girl.
I love the PSAs.
I just love open letters.
simply me- Thank you sweetie!
tammy- Oh yes she DID!
sfg - the PSAs make me feel so much better!
kami- it feels good to just get it out sometimes :)
Considering you have gelled hair from the 80's and refer to yourself as "patty_cake", I would say you are about even with everyone else. No?
Signed,
Lost in the Blogisphere
Thank you for the post, pretty helpful info.
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