To the 9 ft fall slouchy "thug" shuffling along in front of me at the grocery store. MOVE YOUR STUPID ASS. Yep I ran all up on your heels, Yep I will do it again. (This guy made a turtle look like Speedy Gonzales y'all)
To the stupid twit in Accounting who does our expense reimbursements. Those little slips of paper I submitted to you, they are called "receipts". They show what I spent on my trip. Add them up and then cut me a check for the total amount and do it YESTERDAY. I am tired of waiting for my Christmas Cash-ola.
To the pushy cow behind me at TJMaxx. Black Friday was, oh, 4 days ago. Take a chill pill lady. Don't make me whack you over the head with a box of Christmas Cards.
To the girl who is in charge of office supplies. Get over yourself honey. It's a $1.49 Bic not a Mont Blanc.
Pardon me, I am grouchy this morning. My Kid is a brat and if I hear
"Straw ~ba~ba~ba~ba ~berry ~Strawberry ~Shortcake" one more time I will SCREAM.
Too Salty for my Own Good
8 years ago
If you can't say something nice - then come sit by me...hehe
I was thinking of some PSA's this weekend - thanks for reminding me - I will have to post them.
I am home sick today and needed a pick me up so i looked at your blog. I feel better now. PSA's are always great reading.
Today I learned a Mont Blanc is an expensive pen?
I hope your day works out better for you as it goes alone.
Relax with a nice drink somewhere quiet and let the world get by without you for 10 minutes.
Hope your day gets better
Pattii's PSAs are so therapeutic! Just reading them I feel like I just got to blow off some steam, funny how that works!
Two is such a wonderful age. Isn't it? It gets better, too. Just wait. :-)
You know, Patti, your PSA's are so popular I think you should pick a day of the week and have all your blog-friends do PSA's.
It could prove raucous.
Who needs the chill pill? ;)
$1.49? Yikes. We order $6 pens all the time without incident. For now.
You crack me up, Patti! I love the PSAs!!!
(Sung) One "slouchy Thug", one "stupid twit", one "pushy cow", one Mont Blanc tart, Five Gol-den Rings!!!"
Yeah, Patti-Cake: The ole "partridge in a pear tree". But the little one a brat? The cutie who wears Mary Jane shoes and sometimes won't let you do her pigtails? Maybe she can teach me that song. lol! Just kidding. I know it will get better. BTW, I used to make photocopies of my expense reports and receipts. Guess I watched "Mission Impossible" re-runs to death.
:-)!!!
Thanks for your constant support of my project as we close in on the last week!
I am finally back and getting caught up in reading...
This PSA is hilarious!!
Sorry to hear about Dean's grandmother..That poor fellow has really had a rough life it seems. That's very sad.
That FUG photo is hilarious!! OMG Who would go out of the house dressed like that?!! Sheesh!!
I swear---you need to do a photo-journal book of the Fugliest FUGS... lol
the world needs more PSAs like this!!!
Whoa.
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
(ducking)
all i can say is U GO GIRL!
What a fitting photo for the post!
I sooooo lurrrve TJ MAX!
I had boys, so I'm spared the Strawberry Shortcake thing... (I'm not sure if that stupid purple dinosaur is much better but still)
*hugs*
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i know how you feel. children can drive you up a wall some times and the people we meet do not help much either. it is 4 a.m here in ga. and i am still up. i need to go to bed i guess. talk to you later.
Nothin' better'n spam on your blog, eh?
You might consider turning on word verification so those trolls don't put their ads on your blog.
I so wait for your PSAs because they crack me the fuck up.
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