Time again this week for my Public Service Announcements. For the good of mankind, don't ya know? :)
To the lady who is walking around with her sunglasses on her head: You are not chic. You are not even stylish. Ernesto is outside pissing on our heads, it's dark as pitch and you are worried about the sun shining in your eyes? (no she doesn't have a medical problem either, I discreetly inquired).
To Tropical Storm Ernesto: How about pack your shit up and get on out of town already. You are making it gloomy and me depressed. My hair looks like a limp dishrag and my umbrella is ready to go on strike.
To My Husbands Boss: How about knock the "coming in early" stuff off. How am I supposed to get a little bit in the morning if he is gone at the butt-crack of dawn. You are impeding my lovelife and I don't like it.
I'm just too tired to bitch anymore. Imagine that.
Too Salty for my Own Good
8 years ago
The sunglasses on inside kills me! There's a guy in my office who wears them across his effing forehead during the day. Agh! Just tuck your damn Oakleys into your pocket, mkay?
Patti you should stop holding back sweetie. Its not good. Let us know exactly how your feelin... :)
LOL Patti - keep dry today...and maybe you can make up for the lack of morning lovin' later ;)
Mornin lovin is the best....or so I think I might remember....damn meds!
Anywho....wish I could be there to enjoy Ernesto with ya....oh and guess what....I am coming BACK to Charleston again in 2 weeks! woohoo! (yeah its for work but who cares - its Charleston)
Oh My! Hugs. I hope you get a little tomorrow.
I love your PSA posts. They really make me laugh. Will send you lots of good thoughts the next day or so in reference to Ernesto. I hope everything goes ok for you guys.
Maybe you can get rid of the new boss with a sexual harassment lawsuit.
I do enjoy the PSAs!! And I hope Ernesto leaves you soon.
I'm guilty of that sunglasses thing. I like how they keep my hair out of my face without the pinchiness of a headband. oops.
Didn't realize your mom lives right next door, is that a blessing or a curse? Either way, yeah it doesn't make sense to complain about not seeing Madison if she can just pop next door. Whatevs!
Deep breath.
OMG I never wear sunglasses indoors, but I do keep them on the top of my head. I wonder if someone is writing about me on a blog somewhere.
PSAs make ya feel better huh? Sometimes you just so have to vent. :)
I'm pretty sure your mother is related to mine.
I take it the new boss is a woman?
*a little bit in the morning* LOL that made me laugh. :)
OK, I am frequently that dork with sunglasses on my head...clouds or shine. I will embarrassedly (word?) admit that I use them as a headband.
That's OK though, after yesterday's WBW you knew I wasn't cool anyway. It's all an act.
Go Cakes! I love your PSA's. I think you should take Jamie out for some really garlic-y Italian or something with a lot of onions. Maybe the bad breath will keep your new boss away.
Bet it feels nice to get these things off your chest. Have you told any of those folks in person how you feel?
Take the rest of the weekend off.
Your mom lives next door? Mine lives 3 houses down.
I hate people.
Preach it Girl!!!
Ang
Oh, God: LMAO! "No she doesn't have a medial problem, I discreetly inquired"? I can see you walking across the parking lot to do that! lol about "Ernesto". I was on West Palm Beach with an NBC TV Crew. Their "Eye Candy" chick was flustered like a Paris Hilton that they couldn't get lighting. :)
I was just thinking the other day when I was watching the mtv awards that I wished I was cool enough to wear sunglassed inside all the time :)
I used to know a lady that did that with her sunglasses. Well, I still know her but she stopped. Someone must have said something.
I wear mine like that too. Usually when I'm tearing the house up trying to find them! :-)
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