TO: QC bitch at whatever-the-hell our banks name is now. HOW can you do quality control on a job you have... never done... know nothing about? Makes ZERO sense to me but what do I know? I have only been here almost twenty years.
TO: DD aka HBIC here: Don't come through here grinning and glad-handing so people won't haul ass off to Monster.com and greener pastures. When the peeps from New Bank come flying through here like Forrest Gump on a cross-country mission we don't exactly feel all warm n' fuzzy, like they are here for a meet n' greet. Let's just be realistic okay? We're all adults here. Or most of us are.
To: Cow-Worker whom I hate with the heat of 1,000 suns. You sincerely are a soul-sucking piece of crap and I hope with all of my black heart that karma lands on you with a THUD. A resounding thud. You make me want to vomit.
***Can I just also say in regards to the velociraptor test below, if they put a mask of my bosses face on that Raptor I would SO kick his ass! I'm not kidding!
Oh my! You get em girl! Hope you have a wonderful day!!!!!
There you go....now don't you feel better:)
Have a great day!
a man's hand in my girls cashews...yuck!...no raising?
WOO HOO!! You get 'em girl! I'm
right there with ya!
HUGS!!!!!!!
Pink Owl- Thanks hon, you too!
Michelle- LOL I was too grossed out! No home training AT ALL!
Laurie- Thanks sweetie!!!
Want me to come down there and kick some butt??
Wow...remind me to never piss you off, 'kay???
Hang in there, hon! ;)
You go girl! Yeah sharing is one thing but that is just nasty. Maybe he felt a closeness to you for some reason. You are a hottie after all... I work with F tards also I know your pain.
Yeah!!!! I love these.
Dude, we already discussed the cashew situation. That's nasty.
Cheeky- Yep come on!!!
Stacy PQ- It takes a lot but that co-worker i'd love to rip her arm off and beat her to death with it!
Man- Now you are really SKEEVING me out! LOL (but thanks)
SFG- Suffice to say I will NOT be taking anymore food around him. ACK
And now that you got that out of your system, you have to be feeling sooo much better! I hope so! :-)
Bad day, huh?
`hippo hugs`
Patti .... honey .... Don't hold back now! C'mon! Tell us what you really think!!!
LOL! You go get'em, girl!!
afod- I usually do!!! LOL
Hippo Chick - You said it! A tranzine-before-9a.m. kinda day!
Lynilu- I'm sorry to be so ugly but bob dangit it makes me CRAZY around here! I feel like my head could just explode.
Let it out sista. But seriously. It could be worse. I was preparing for much worse language.
Need me to come help you kick ass? We can tag team. I am in serious need of some frustration venting.
For real.
"bob dangit"??? BWAAA ha ha ha ha!!
Were you being "ugly"? I guess I didn't get it! I though you were being yourself, frustrated and verbal. So what's new? If you quit PSAing, THEN I'll worry!!!
I would never sick my hand in your bag. I would just stick my face in and lick the salt off the cashews, leaving the nuts behind for you to finish. I'm polite and hygienic that way.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cashew man is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andie- Yep let's be tag team, masks, tights & all! hehe...
Lynilu- True, true. I guess I am afraid i'll shock some of the newbies but i'm me, warts and all!
Grant- I would have to then beat the holy hell out of you, weakened state or not!
Bella - I know .. makes me queasy thinking about it.
Daisy- I know EXACTLY what you mean!
hehe i love it i really need 2 do a weekly post like this. stop back by my blog i just got a new post up i think u will like.
kisses sis
Ryan- Zipping by there then i'm off to school :)
A study in 2005 showed that 90% of the woman washed their hands after going to the bathroom, while 75% of the men did. So you have 3 out of 4 change this guys hands are not soiled by his bodily waste products.
What you really have to be concerned about is your pocket book. I saw a show about them and all the nasty stuff that is on the bottom on 100% of them. That stuff can make you very ill. Think about where you put your pocket book down. A lot of dirty places, right? You never think about it. Then think about the places where you put it that you want to be clean. Like the desk, kitchen table or counters in your kitchen. Now that is really EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Another fact is, the study also showed that a toilet seat was cleaner then the bottom of your pocket book.
WOW!
I even feel some relief since you got that off your chest.lol
You just gave me a great idea.I think I'll purge too as soon as I get more than 5 minutes on the freakin computer.UuGH!
I just CAN'T stop laughing at the "Cow-worker"referrence! That's gotta be invigorating! I refuse to go to dictionary.com make sure I spelled that right...cuz you know what I mean,huh?lol
big huggggggs!
I would have just given him the bag of cashews. Ick.
May the force be with you and may you excel at any "new" QC thrown your way. I hate it with the heat of 1,001 suns.
Now that you got than all off of your chest the bra must feel a liitle loose.
Next time bring a second bag laced with hot chilli powder on the cashews and hand them over.
Spice up his life
I just love when the new owners come to visit. Makes everyone want to puke. And they're always so condescending. Can you tell I've been through more than one buy out?
I'm tired of it. When are you going to think of that idea that will make us rich? No pressure or anything but we can both be laid off pretty soon.
Nothing like a good vent to make the day go smoother.
BTE- I hand my pocketbook most of the time, never set it in the kitchen so mine "might" be cleaner than most! My issue was especially a STRANGER putting his hands in my food. Ick.
Tammi- Do it, it's cathartic! She's a cow, a bitch, a snake ...
Chickie- I don't get QC'd I just have to sit there and listen to "rebuttals" and crap. Bah.
Walker- Welllll chocolate covered ants have crossed my mind! LOL
Shell- Damn girl i'm trying. Give a sistah a break here. We need to open a jewelry making/monogram biz!
Only problem we lives several states apart and I ain't moving to TX!
MJ- It feels so good to let er' rip!
Miss Hope- You are so right and then i'm not tempted to backhand anybody. It's win/win. They don't get their ass kicked, I don't get fired/go to jail! Whee!
i LOVE when you cuss. *giggle*
It won't work in actual fact, that's exactly what I suppose.
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