Okay I know my co-workers are
1) Got shot in a drive-by shooting
2) A shark snapped it up while I was swimming at Myrtle Beach
3) The ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci attacked me last week
4) I donated it to little deaf kids in a Thirld World Country
5) Madison took my ear to school for a science experiment
6) Stacy bit it off during hot wild monkey sex
Vote dear Blogreaders! My sanity just might depend on it!
I like #'s 5 & 6
You could say.
It got on your nerves...
or
That you didn't like it as much as
the other so you had them make it
over.
or
just look at them and say:
'What ear?' and walk away.
Also, you could just tell each of
them a different thing. That would
make for an interesting day.
I so wish you were better :(
Get that soapless shampoo. You can
get it at SALLY BEAUTY SUPPLY.
HUGS!! (and many more excuses!)
OH! FIRST BISHES! Ain't been that
in a long time!
Oh crap...I can't decide!
Either #1 or #6...but I'm leaning towards #6 because...well, you know me....I'm all for smutty wild hot monkey sex! Besides, the looks on their faces will be PRICELESS! ;)
Just look at them and go "huh??....Huh??...what did you say??....I can't hear you??..." and walk away....
6!
A friend of mine had some minor surgery on the discs in his neck and had to wear a neck brace for awhile. He went around telling everyone it was caused by a sexual experiment gone awfully wrong.
Totally thinking along the same lines as Cheeky.
You could just shout "What!?". Or tell them you were injured in a battle with the Giant Atomic Chickens (tm) which will one day rule the world in accordance with Satanic prophecy. Or go with #6.
Ohhhh, I like the "hot wild monkey sex" one!!!
But how 'bout this .... take the little spinner out of the Game of Life (or whatever board game has one), tape those answers around on it, and when you're asked, make a big deal of the spin and reading the answer to each inquisitor!!
Or get one of those eight-balls that gives answers to questions, put it on your desk and use it. The totally inappropriate answers will make your point!
Whatever you do, ENJOY!!
All are good, funny too...but, I like # 2 because they might just be dumb enough to believe that one!
Let us know....
I vote for number 5 :)
Or I would just tell them the truth. Sometimes that shuts them up faster !
Oh i like 6 lol
You could say you are a Trekie and want Vulcan ears so you did one to see what it was like.
OMG I love all of them...can't you use a different one each day and just rotate? please blog what their responses are...or you could always just stick a piece of paper to your back and with these on the back and let them pick one!!!
lol...lol....lol...
I vote for .......#6
lol
I'm with BEM ... change the reason each day!!
Or, go with #6
I like the moneky sex one...
Oh definitely #6. Or say "What, don't you watch the Style channel? Posh wore this to the ....Awards the other night. I just HAD to have one." No...better stick with #6. I suck at jokes.
Bahhaahaha I like Cheeky's. Or that Ashley Simpson came on the radio and you ripped your own ear off. Or that you did it in honor of Vincent Van Gogh.
Ok, and I have to ask. Why do you have a pic of Gladys Kravitz??
Well it just has to be number 6.
I say tell them 6 and then tell them 4. Instead of having it sewn back on, you donated it.
Sorry I didn't get to check back in and comment. I love all of your answers!!!! Gladys Kravitz is the ultimate "nosey neighbor" like my co-workers. Well, you can tell who honestly is concerned (and there are some) and who is just a... Gladys Kravitz! LOL
I was busier than a one legged man at a butt-kicking contest today for a change and didn't even get to goof off on the internet. THE HORROR! LOL
I forgot about Gladys Kravitz, but it's coming back. Bewitched?
You have to go with the wild monkey sex with a total dead-pan expression. Let them wonder...."How exactly would one hurt their ear during wild monkey sex?" Oh the mental pictures they will get.
Definitely number 6! Whatever you decide, I can't wait to read about what the reactions are! ;)
I vote for #6. Stacy bit it off during hot wild monkey sex!!!! RAWR!!!!!
TEHEHEHE!!!! ;-)
6 :D
yes no 6 with extra cherries on top !!!!
Hmm I vote for #6 !! LOL
You could also put a hand up to it, and pretend that it's a wire...and your a secret agent...say "Damn...My cover's blown now!" and throw up your hands and stalk off....lol.
Definitely 5 & 6!!!!!
Hugs,
Betty
ROTFLOL I love your sense of humor.
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