Okay I know I did the "fluff" post below but I have some things I MUST get out - or explode so ....without further ado....
To my blonde page-boy co-worker: You, my good lady, are F#$@%!ng annoying. You bray like a donkey when you laugh. You are WAY too ingratiating to the point of being nauseating. You are so freaking OCD / Germaphobic that I would like to push you off of the top of our building.
To Racist/Homophic Guy: Do not, I repeat, Do Not roll your eyes at me nor give me dirty looks. I am not the one at fault. You are. Excuse me if you are uncomfortable because I called you out on your un-PC views.
To spike-haired wanna-be rocker chick: This is a banking institution. We are business oriented and slightly conservative so if you are asked to take your facial piercings out and to dress a tad less slutty, just do it and skip the speech on "freedom of expression". You are not a teenager anymore and I believe you even saw 40 many moons ago. So, get over it okay?
To: The Hottie in the Mustang convertible. When you grin at me and give me that jaunty wave my heart just goes pitter-pat. You make my day, you little hottie! Oh yes you do! Thanks!
Am I the only one in this freakin' building who has gotten run over by the Mailbot multiple times in one day? Does he lay in wait for me? Am I mildly retarded and just haven't realized it????!!!
Too Salty for my Own Good
8 years ago
I love how honest your venting is !!!! Happy Friday Patti !
Wow, you work with some trippy people!
Shelly
I'm SO happy I'm retired and don't have to put up with the dweebs of the office! But now, hey! I was thinking about spiking my hair for the fun of it. Does this mean I shouldn't, given my age? And I suppose I need to get rid of my slut-clothes, too. Damn. Just when I thought I had some good ideas for meeting men. Damn.
Well, you just ruined my Friday.
;-) LOL!!
Loving Annie - It helps to get it out here, no jailtime involved LOL
P of 2 - I DO! I DO!
Lynilu - Spiked hair is attractive on some people. The total package on this chick is not. She looks... desperate to re-capture her youth!
Some people just have no clue!
LOL Thank god for Patti's PSA's...maybe some day they'll all get one :-)
hehehehe
I so love the women that do not get that their attire/hair/make up is not appropriate for their age. I mean, I am hardly Ms. Conservative but fuck, gauge your situation/work environment/audience and dress accordingly.
Or else you will be FUG Thursday. Mmmmmkay?
I emailed you, ho.
I needed a good laugh..thanks you.. love the rant for today..I/O
I soooooo love your PSA's. You kill me.
As always, I love your PSAs. Have a great weekend.
Love your PSA's. Too funny!
How are you doing this Sunday, Patti ? What's new with Madison and Hubs ?
haha...God I love u..
i so love when u vent! makes 4 awesome posts! u go girl!
I've got one like the first one...and to top it all off she's a TALKER...keeps me trapped in my cubicle talking about her pitiful life and asks me if I want one of her antiseptic wipes for my desk. No I do not bitch...go back to your "clean" zone please.
What's a mailbot?
It's Monday Noonish. What's up? How you been? Any new posts comin forth this day? :)
Girl, you are too funny! :)
I love your PSA's! ;)
Patti's PSAs RULE. Patti for Prez '08. I still hate your racist coworker. grrrrrrr
Whatcha need my addy for? I'm not givin' it unless you and that precious are coming to visit me.
Email me and I'll give it to ya.
shellkbar@gmail.com
BTW...it's Tuesday...just thought I'd point that out.
Cakes,
You raise an interesting question about retardation and realization. Keep a log on the mailbot collisions and continue to try and sort it out.
Let us know.
Hey, c'mon now. I think you're being a little harsh on facial-piercing girl. What's wrong with slutty? I'll tell you. It's not SUPER slutty.
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