PSA s

I only do these Public Service Announcements for the 'greater good' (of my sanity)

so here goes:

1) To the Beeyotch driving the Impala that absolutely positively HAS to park beside me.
We arrive at basically the same time every day, you know the drill.
The next time you nonchalantly get out and leave your door hanging open for 3 minutes, making it impossible for me to park.... Well let's just say you might be driving a 3 door car in the very near future.

2) To the witch-who-just-moved-here-from-CA and REALLY believes her own HYPE.
Lady, we don't give a shit how you did it in California.
I guarantee you if you keep talking to your people the way you did yesterday. Very LOUDLY and PUBLICLY that you are going to have a turn-over rate of mass proportions that upper management is not going to be smiling about - as they pride themselves on their employee retention.

3) To "Pugsley Addams". Go find Thing and play with him. I am not your buddy. I am not your pal. Go Away.

4) To Nutcase Friend.
You really REALLY need to grow up.
You are 47 years old. A wee bit too old to be crying at your desk because someone didn't say good morning to you.
I am not the hand holding type and am quickly running out of patience with you.

5) To my lazy white trash mail lady.
The next time you roll up in my drive-way and drop my package out the window onto the walk-way, instead of walking it up the steps and propping it by the door like you are supposed to.
You will be getting a nasty surprise when you open my mailbox. Seriously.

Okay I think this does it. For now......... :)